Angling Adventurer Pillows

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Ice fisher.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"River well stocked this year."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Reverse psychology

Man propelled by love

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Fishing from the Pier

"Touché"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fly fishing.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."