Angling Adventurer Prints

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Ice fisher.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"River well stocked this year."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Reverse psychology

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man propelled by love

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Touché"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Fishing from the Pier

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fly fishing.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."