Slapshot Artist Gifts

NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'

Face painting.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"Say when!"

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

Puddle Jumper

Show me the funny!

Snowman slingshot

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

Graffiti Artists.

'Puck!'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

Mr. Popularity.

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Cannonball!

Would you like some sprinkles on that?

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.

I guess Goliath wasn't too big to fail, after all!