Trick Shot Artist Pillows

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Untrustworthy partner

'Look a huge bird!'

Mime Tug-of-War

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Do you mind?"

'Say when.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Mime Prison

Pianist Fraud

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Golfer Snooker.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'He's just messing with your mind.'

God chalks up his pool cue.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'Shelf portrait'

'We've got you, thanks to this cross that Bobby just drew.'