Trick Shot Fan Pillows

'Yes! it went in! Finally, I got a hole-in-one! And with THREE witnesses!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Pick a business card.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'He went that way, quick!'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"Take a letter, any letter"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Magic Book.

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

Derren Brown

Bro Rabbit

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."