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Mexican Jumping Balls.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Pick a business card.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Take a letter, any letter"

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'He went that way, quick!'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

Magic Book.

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

Golfer Snooker.

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Bro Rabbit