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A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Pick a business card.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'He went that way, quick!'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Lion!'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

A magician saws in half an octopus

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

Golfer Snooker.

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."