Trick Shot Aficionado Gifts

A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Pick a business card.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'He went that way, quick!'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Lion!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

A magician saws in half an octopus

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Golfer Snooker.

When magic tricks go wrong.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.