Tricks Aficionado Gifts

'Lion!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Houdini's Dog

Wow. You're amazing!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'He went that way, quick!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'