Trick Shot Lover Pillows

'Hole in one!!!!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Magicing the crowd away

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'He went that way, quick!'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Snooker.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Joke Shop and Novelties

Death of the Great Zolini

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Golfer Snooker.

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.