Trick Shot Enthusiast Pillows

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Golfer Snooker.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Wow. You're amazing!

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Lion!'

'He went that way, quick!'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

A magician saws in half an octopus

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."