Tricky Shot Tactician Pillows

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Input From The Front Office

I love Basketball.

"Works every time."

American Football.

Examiners.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Musician

Stun-gun target practice.

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"Next!"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'That was some hit!'

Golfer Snooker.

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'