Tricky Shot Tactician T-Shirts

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Input From The Front Office

I love Basketball.

American Football.

"Works every time."

Examiners.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Musician

Stun-gun target practice.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Next!"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

Golfer Snooker.

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"