Three-point Tactician T-Shirts

I love Basketball.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Kitchen Tetris

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Basketball

Input From The Front Office

"Works every time."

American Football.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"That was a rumor day."

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Human males marking territory.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.