Three-point Tactician T-Shirts

I love Basketball.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Basketball

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Works every time."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Arsene Wenger

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'