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Grand Opening

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Screensaver says project compiling.

Solitaire card shark.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Couch potato.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Chillaxing!

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

"A good vacation helps to unwind."