Shushing Enthusiast Gifts

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Shy Man at Party

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Make America Quiet

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Psst - Evening News."

"Shh, too much racket."

Card night for introverts.

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."