Shyness Enthusiast Gifts

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Pencil eraser."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Bashful Royal Guard

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Shy Man at Party

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

Phobia varietals for home pots

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

Well, I told you she fancied me!

"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'