Shyness Conqueror Gifts

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Break in Case of Emergency.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Bashful Royal Guard

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

'Lost my investor's confidence.'

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