Shyness Conqueror T-Shirts

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

How to Overcome Shyness.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Bashful Royal Guard

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Break in Case of Emergency.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.