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'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Bashful Royal Guard

Plug Me In Stupid

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Alas, poor Yorick!

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"He shows enormous potential."

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

As a manager, you lok for signs of stress in your employees, you may be the cause of it. . .

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

'Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert.'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Oh God...Split end."

"If you cave COVID I'm going to kill you."