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Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

As a manager, you lok for signs of stress in your employees, you may be the cause of it. . .

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Flu vaccine.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'You have a fauxbia.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Bring your problems to work day.

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."