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Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

As a manager, you lok for signs of stress in your employees, you may be the cause of it. . .

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Flu vaccine.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'You have a fauxbia.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Bring your problems to work day.

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"