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''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Emma Watson

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Homing pigeons in therapy.