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The Forensic Paleontologist

Bones Reunited

Orthopaedic Clinic: Just Popped Out

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Just be yourself."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Violin Practise

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Happy Violinist

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Bee hives to let.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

Surfer and the Whale

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?