Metal Whisperer T-Shirts

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats and gardens.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

Litter Tray Training

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Cat in Tree.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'