Metal Whisperer Gifts

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Children's Feast.

Cat Towels

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cat Reunion

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Litter Tray Training

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Cat in Tree.

Catatonic

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'