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"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Concert Pianist.

"Uh-Oh..."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

A woman playing a keyboard

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Sales tied in knots

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Organ Player

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Frederic Chopin

'I need a new toy!'

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'It's my job to be nosy!'