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'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Darwin sculpture evolves.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

Rodin's Block

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Carving a Sculpture.

Sculptor copying from a model.

Sculptor's model.

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

Sculpture.

Daniel Chester French

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Just be yourself."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Clouds

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Walking in the woods.

Is this Seat Taken?

First Annual Psychic Convention