Stone Whisperer Pillows

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Darwin sculpture evolves.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

Rodin's Block

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Carving a Sculpture.

Sculptor copying from a model.

Sculptor's model.

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

Sculpture.

Daniel Chester French

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Just be yourself."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Clouds

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Walking in the woods.

Is this Seat Taken?

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'