Bone Whisperer Mugs

The Forensic Paleontologist

Bones Reunited

Orthopaedic Clinic: Just Popped Out

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Just be yourself."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Happy Violinist

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Bee hives to let.

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Surfer and the Whale

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'