Shyness Philosopher Gifts

"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Bashful Royal Guard

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Agoraphobic Explorer

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

I'm afraid of heights.

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Spider Horror Movies

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.

Living in a glass house phobia.

'I'm not here!'

Daylight Tombstone

'I don't model now!'

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'How long have you had this fear of heights?'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.