Shyness Philosopher Gifts

"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Bashful Royal Guard

Agoraphobic Explorer

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

Spider Horror Movies

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.

'I don't model now!'

'I'm not here!'

Living in a glass house phobia.

Daylight Tombstone

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.

'How long have you had this fear of heights?'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

'You're new here, aren't you?'