Interrupting Enthusiast Gifts

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

Jarvis Cocker

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Your DNA is in the database.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

Letter of Resignation

'To me! Let's party.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Does it come in menthol?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"People are scum."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

How the LA Times Fired Me for the LAPD (Part 1 of 3)

Corporate Spy

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'