Interrupting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Your DNA is in the database.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'To me! Let's party.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Letter of Resignation

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Does it come in menthol?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Corporate Spy

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."