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'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Allegro con molto espresso

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

The Smell of Fear

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Woah - random!"

Chemistry Improv Theater

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

The Height of Impudence.

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'