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'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Allegro con molto espresso

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

The Smell of Fear

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Woah - random!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Chemistry Improv Theater

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Spiderman at the Improv

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

The Height of Impudence.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'