Shushing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

Hush puppy.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Shy Man at Party

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"Shh, too much racket."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Psst - Evening News."

Make America Quiet

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

Card night for introverts.

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown