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'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Shy author hiding while signing books.

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

Tortoise Mailman.

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"He's a little shy around people."

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You've heard of Tiger, Bear and Shark...... meet the snail!'