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'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Allegro con molto espresso

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Chemistry Improv Theater

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Your DNA is in the database.

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

The Height of Impudence.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

Listenin' in

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'The volcano is in the shop.'

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'