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TUMS for Volcanos

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

100k Desert Crawl

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Bio-obsolescence

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Nuclear Families