Eruption Enthusiast Gifts

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

100k Desert Crawl

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Bio-obsolescence

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

The Last Mosquito

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Homer