Extinct Enthusiast Gifts

'Extinction is a calling.. not a hobby!'

Dinosaurs

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Football Dinosaur

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Nihilistic customer service"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Bio-obsolescence

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

The Last Mosquito

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Mammoth

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'