Interruptions Enthusiast Pillows

'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Allegro con molto espresso

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Chemistry Improv Theater

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Your DNA is in the database.

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

The Height of Impudence.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

Listenin' in

'The volcano is in the shop.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"