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Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Screensaver says project compiling.

Solitaire card shark.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Couch potato.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.