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Ok, one more deep sigh of disappointment, mom … good …

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Man and brain

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Whoa, too much information!"

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Let's not discuss it."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'I've lost my voice...'

"It's the sighs that count."

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'The endless forms, the long wait, the cost, problems with your insurance...that WAS the stress test, Mr Phizby.'

"OMG! I'm lost for words!"

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

Wow, you really straightened up the place while I was gone.

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

The Reverse Psychologist