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The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

Man and brain

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

OM, SWEET OM

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Yogi back in 5.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'