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'Be honest, how bad is it?'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Mind-Fullness

Exercise Class

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Holiday Aerobics.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Red Arrows Rookies

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Aerobics Class.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

I am one with stupid.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

The Good Breathing Guide