Poker Shark Gifts

"But, you've won all of the coconuts. What else is there to play for?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Horror movies

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

The Food Chain

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

An infinity pool table

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Bishops Snooker

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.