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"But, you've won all of the coconuts. What else is there to play for?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

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Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

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'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

An infinity pool table

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Playing cards.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'