Snooker Superstar Gifts

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

"You don't need English on every shot."

Did you have to bring your chicken?

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Is the water cold?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Official Support Groups

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Am I bald?'

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players