Snooker Star Gifts

'Marigold gets on awfully well with the locals.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Snooker Golf.

Football

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The Goalkeeper

An infinity pool table

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Hero of the Beach?

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Football Planet

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

The Last Jerseys.

Edinson Cavani

What a team!