Snooker Shots Master Gifts

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Michael Jackson.

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Snooker.

Fish Training

"You don't need English on every shot."

Gymnasts

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Birds cue ball escape.

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Alex Higgins

"One More Swing."

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

Golfer Snooker.

Before and After Tattoos.

Did you have to bring your chicken?