Snooker Shots Master Pillows

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Fish Training

Snooker.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Gymnasts

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Did you have to bring your chicken?

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Alex Higgins

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Golfer Snooker.

Before and After Tattoos.

"One More Swing."